This really did have the potential to be a rough night for audiences as well.
At long last, I’ve seen it! And I wish the movie were a bit more divisive so I could say opinions are… split! Oh, well.
Is the Dark Universe already a wrap? (I’m sorry. I had to.) Also, this movie continues the trend of my at least kind of liking movies this year that have been attacked by the critics.
Tip for visiting mysterious alien worlds: Wear some kind of protective suit when exploring and follow protocols.
Spoiler Warning: It’s not good.
You know, it’s called Dead Men Tell No Tales, but lots of dead men tell tales in this franchise…
Beautiful, proggy, adventurous doom metal from Arkansas